Sean O'Connor

I think I legitimately like this song.

I did this awhile ago...

This is a web series from 2 years ago. I’m posting it again because our little Allison Williams is now one of the girls on GIRLS. She’s a sweetheart, now watch us not have any love in our loving relationship.

I recently upgraded my phone’s email and what I found is truly incredible, I can now send emails to 1997. It’s kind of like the Lake House. Before you judge me, I love the Lake House. I have never seen it, I just know I love it.

After realizing I can send emails to 1997, I decided to talk to myself at the age of 12. I know the laws of time travel, so I just decided to ask him questions about sex. Is it creepy that a 26 year old would ask a 12 year old sex questions? Normally, yes. But I’m talking to me. 12 year old me needs this. He’s two years a way from meeting his biggest crush in high school and if he knew about sex, maybe it would help him not run away every time she approaches him. MAYBE.

So what follows is a 100% real email between Myself (NOW) and ME (AGED 12).

SO26: Hey, this is gonna come off weird. I’m some guy, you don’t know. I just wanted to email you because I think your email is really cool. (DAGREAT123@aol.com) What made you think of it?

SO12: wow…weird…funny you should aSk. my favorite hockeeeeee playa is wayne gretsky and dagreat1 was taken so i choosed dagreat123.

SO26: Oh weird. I forgot all about that. Anyway, do you have a girlfriend?

SO12: forgot?!?! wuz dat mean? no, i don’t have a gf, i am playin’ da field. 

SO26: How old are you?

SO12: 16. 

SO26: No you’re not.

SO12: 14.

SO26:No, it’s 1997.

SO12: 12

SO26: You should get a girlfriend. Do you know a lot about sex?

SO12: Yeah, I know everything.

SO26: What’s first base?

SO12:kKissing.

SO26: Second base?

SO12: kissing boobs.

SO26: Third base?

SO12: duh. kissin’ girl wiener.

SO26: What are you talking about?

SO12: u r stoopid. i wasn’t gonna write virginia. 

SO26: You mean, vagina?

SO12: WHATEVERRRRRRRRRR

SO26: What’s all the way?

SO12: ALL THE WAY, DERF!

SO26: Last question for the night, what is your perfect date?

SO12: uhm have you seen austin powers 2: the spy who shaqqed me? well that movie was so fukkin funnee, i would take a girl to chills and then we would watch that movie and then my parents wouldn’t be home and i would kiss her on her lips and she would be like do you want to have sex and id be like not right now. i guess i want to wait for marriage because it seems like its supposed to be special at least thats what sister mary says during family life class. wait, who r u again?

SO26: I’m your cousin, we met at the family reunion.

SO12: oooh.. werd. whoops. I’m sorry im all drunk right now. hfhdlkdfhgkrhgfjkhgfjkfdhfgjkhgfdjkg

SO26: No you’re not.

SO12: how do u kno

SO26: I just know that you have never drank before. 

SO12: whatever i gotta go to bed. it was good talkin cuz. 

SO26: I have more questions for you… I’ll ask tomorrow. Goodnight.

SO12: PEACE!

Hey,

I’m going be at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival this Thurs-Sun. Here are my shows! Please come to one or all.

PORTLAND: This weekend is Bridgetown. Here is a list of my shows: 
$10.00 - Thursday, April 12, 2012, 9:00 pm BoSsaNova 

Young Guns
$15.00 - Friday, April 13, 2012, 11:00 pm EAGLES LODGE

Tabor Lounge Primetime
$10.00 - Saturday, April 14, 2012, 9:00 pm @ Mt. Tabor Theater Lounge

Hollywood Closing Show
$20.00 - Sunday, April 15, 2012, 7:00 pm - HOLLYWOOD THEATER

This song rules dickheads.

Hey! I made this video a couple of years ago and didn’t release it. Now, Jessica (Charlotte Sometimes) is on the Voice this season. So get to know her.

IT IS SO BRAVE FOR A BABY TO REALIZE HIS/HER FETISH AT SUCH AN EARLY AGE!

Now this is a Kickstarter I can get behind.

natefernald:

SO PUMPED FOR THE NEW AIR BUD MOVIE.